Achtung soldaten! Paradox Interactive has done it! Victoria III is currently under development. As We Have Independence, I, in my capacity of Chancellor, am justifying a war against French territorial expansion. Elsaß-Lothringen, previously a property of the Greater Luxembourg Reich, has been unlawfully seized by French libtards. We, the Preußian Marxist Volkreich, shall not condone this vile act of French imperialism. Liberalism is the enemy of the Preußian proletariat, and all workers the world over. It is for this reason, I regret to announce that we claim Elsaß-Lothringen as a newly rightful part of our proletarian reich.
The French liberals have refused to negotiate with us, and even as we speak, the military-industrial capitalists of France and its ally the Belgian Republic (which, we remind, has violently annexed the folk of the Netherlands contrary to their wishes, no leß in a drawn-out, brutal war) are building up arms, and conscripting by the thousands. We say in response: the Preußian Marxist Volkreich will not be intimidated; the proletariat of France requires liberation forthwith from the liberal empire which enslaves them! To add a single wargoal to our demands, aside from France relinquishing Elsaß-Lothringen to us, we demand that the Belgian Republic release the Netherlands as a fully independent state, with a governing structure in accordance to its folk's wishes. Kenna that we will call our ally, the Anglo-Saxon Rīce to arms in this workers' Sacred War. Marx save us in these dark times, and Marx grant us victory!
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