Virginia Giuffre: Another Epsteined Victim of the Bloody Company

25 April 2025.

The news has just come to me, and in lieu of a serious article for some time, I feel it my duty to cover this. Unfortunately, I have only just heard the story, but already the liberals are trying to propagate our Cousin In Alabama's proffered narrative, quite Free and Democratic(TM) I assure you, of a ''''suicide'''' (do not laugh, as Lenin reminds!). The liberal Democrats are truly the most gullible of the seagulls.

Virginia Guiffre, for those like me, hitherto unaware, was seemingly heavily implicated in getting the exposure going on the whole perverse secret, was a victim of Jepipi's home rule, and apparently accused Prince Andrew of being involved with Jepipi's Pizza Island Playground in some capacity. According to the best, most up to date coverage which I get from an excellent service, which I think you should totally use with my referral link for, Wikipaedia, a Company bus already attempted to regime change her face once, but failed. Alas, Freedom and Democracy (TM) takes time, money, and sometimes a bus on the ground, to achieve successfully. She died to-day, 25 April, from

If the Staatspolizei ever disappears one of my liberal neighbours, I will just buy the narrative that they were harbouring dangerous terrorists, and said terrorists killed them after all! Sorry liberal, you committed suicide, you were not beaten to death after all! Is not our iron regime wonderful? Hands tied behind the back, bullet hole on the non-dominant side, falling in the opposite direction. All these things and more are incontrovertible proof that my liberal neighbour committed Alt-f4, and our brave boys in Brown got there too late to save him, oh dear.

Suffice to say, the land, both its folk and its political scape, are quickly polarising into two groups: those who believe the police state at every turn, on every issue, and those who believe... the direct opposite of what the state and its various arms say. The nature of this conflict means that it does not cleanly divide along political lines, but that is the whole point of the Left, it is our job to formulate the analysis, if nothing else. Whatever happens, let me say that Thoughts of a Comrade is a very happy place, and none of us are considering self-inflicted measures. Thus if I so-purportedly ''''''kill myself''''''', tell those scum, our dear Cousin In Alabama and Friend Bill Ibsen, to get f**king Palestined by their kink daddy master of mass-murder (watch out Bibi, look what happened to the Western capitalists' last kink daddy master Jepipi).

Remember, Jepipi did not play too hard with himself: somebody penetrated his life-force from behind; Virginia Giuffre did not Alt-f4 herself, she was Epsteined.

Well, as I said, this is just a short article to ensure I have posted something for the month of April. Let me promise that the serious articles I announced are very much still in development, regardless of my previous illness. However, I am taking a bit longer since I have a bit of a time-sensitive project upon my hands. Once the project ends, I can again return to the in-writing articles. Please have patience; and remember, if the state says one thing, the other is true.