Celebrating the Twelfth for New English Socialism with Yankee Sensibilities

13 July 2025.

Dear comrades and distinguished brethren of New England, fellow Yankee citizens in the five father-counties and the wider Yankee provinces. Happiest greetings on this Twelfth from the General Secretary of the New Party.

To-day is a most sacred holiday in the calendar of New English socialism with Yankee sensibilities. It is a day many in the United States have been forced to forget about. Now, the average American can nay longer tell where their freedom comes from. They believe that such heinous groups as the IRA, Right-Sector, Solidarnosc, the Atomwaffen Division, and the Azov Battalion gave them freedom worthy of the name. Naywhere is King William, Oliver Cromwell, or even a name that is in English, if we exclude the fact that the IRA cannot be bothered to name their terrorist cells in, you know, Irish, apparent in the new pantheon of American liberalism post-1900. Indeed, half of the US glorifies their forekin whom murdered thousands of Yankees and enslaved millions of Africans, and then proceeded to murder hundreds of thousands of Yankees again. Freedom of the Anglic type is ailing in the United States.

Yet it is not dead entirely! And remnants around New England, the Yankee provinces, the United Kingdom, and all over the Commonwealth, are still defiantly whispering 'NO SURRENDER!'. Persecution throughout generations has hit our brethren-comrades hardest in the South and in the Middle-Western provinces. Yet the call to righteous freedom made by Lord Protector Cromwell and His Majesty King William may be stilled nevermore, for these two heroes of Enlightened history are inspiring upcoming generations of New English and Yankee communists to hasten the course of the Four Nosts and Stroikas, chiefly the highly acclaimed Gladsnost and Disclosnost. Cromwell freed us from iron dictate; William delivered us from iron doctrine. We are obliged to make the most of this.

Like those heroes, delivering us from an absolutist and theocratic satrapy of tyranny, New English socialism with Yankee sensibilities is fighting a Boyne of dogmatism and unaccountability (Partyclost). Some will forget what is worth fighting for, others will give up to despair, and turn to the bottle. But I resolutely state with all my will, true communists shall remember, and will push ever forwards in the battle for Reform.

I wish every comrade and brother a loyal and free Twelfth as we Forwards Hold the Banner of Reform.