Song of Greenland and Yankee Liberty
- NP-EK Authors
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Tune:Union Cruiser/Yellow Rose of Texas
Between two close landmasses
From events that are well-known,
Our Greenlandish brethren’re arming
To force the rednecks home,
I saw Yankee Militias.
Must’ring on Massie clay,
And New England’s Pine of Liberty
They fly, public to stay.
And New England’s Pine of Liberty
They fly, public to stay
Boston and Copenhagen
Caracas, Tehran, and more,
Are riled to defend her,
And to Nuuk the Cheeto whore,
With the Mainers and the Mountaineers,
We’ll smash the porcelain throne,
For the yell of fierce defiance,
Shall make tyrants shite their own,
For the yell of fierce defiance,
Shall make tyrants shite their own,
There’s the freemen of Rhode Island,
The spryest Hampshire names,
Their anger right, will furnish,
An army ‘gainst His games,
Like a roaring force of whirlwinds,
They’ll burn DC like Canucks,
And that stupid warmonger bat
Will surrender with His cucks.
And that stupid warmonger bat
Will surrender with His cucks.
With Greenland in the crosshairs
Liberty’s in peril, deem,
Denmark must be arming,
To defend this law supreme,
And against this free, unbending rule,
Must tyrants learn to sing,
Or thrown out like an expended tool,
To never more be seen
Or thrown out like an expended tool,
To never more be seen
Many free hearts now are fearful,
The world insane and cold,
But do not let yourselves be cowed,
Be steadfast, brave, and bold,
If a siege you are placed under,
An Occupation, or blockade,
Then rumble ‘NO SURRENDER!’
Against the foes arrayed,
Then rumble ‘NO SURRENDER!’
Against the foes arrayed.
Every nation, state, and world-view,
Mark well what you have found,
An empire’s at your borders,
And is threat’ning all around,
From far-away Australia,
To Europe’s central stage,
Defend yourselves and liberty,
And invaders, fast, engage
Defend yourselves and liberty,
And invaders, fast, engage
But a word to dear New England,
Enslaved by the hungry beast,
Maintain your righteous thoughts and ways,
As you wait for some help, East.
Freedom rests on you and Greenland,
To stand up against a ghoul,
And the thugs who are still planning this,
Will be to-morrow’s fool.
And the thugs who are still planning this,
Will be to-morrow’s fool.
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