Tune:Union Cruiser/Yellow Rose of Texas Between two close landmasses, From events that are well-known, Our Greenlandish brethren’re arming, To force the rednecks home, I saw Yankee Militias, Must’ring on Massie clay, And New England’s Pine of Liberty, They fly, public to stay, And New England’s Pine of Liberty, They fly, public to stay.   Boston and Copenhagen Caracas, Tehran, and more, Are riled to defend her, And to Nuuk the Cheeto whore, With the Mainers and the Mountainee

9 December 2025. Tune: Säkkijärven Polkka Philosopher's Interior translation, circa 2017(?) Originally printed as 'The Kommißar s' Red Polkka', potentially an error. Eszett and 'Polkka' have been retained in all instances of the name. Maiming the Fascists all day long, To think is relaxing would be wrong, So let us join with voices strong, In the Kommißar's Red Polkka! The Finns they gifted us this song, And every night is what they sung, (or: night the snow it sung) Fond,

29 (14) August 2025. Hearing; Court of Socialist Hearing (Recorded from Memory) Troikomm CSH: What is Thoughts of a Comrade's...

This posting of the Philosopher's Interior comes without official foreknowledge. This is the acute level of importance placed on the...

13 July 2025. Dear comrades and distinguished brethren of New England, fellow Yankee citizens in the five father-counties and the wider...

Tune: Wait for the Wagon Alt: replace redneck with Mid-West Hun, South/Southern with West/Mid-Western Come, all you friends of liberty, and join our Yankee plan, We swear to fight the Rednecks, and drive away their Klan. Freedom is our motto, Abolition is our pride, So jump into the wagon, men, and let us take a ride.   Chorus: Wait for the wagon, the sovereign nation wagon; New England is the wagon, so let us take a ride!   Sovereignty’s our watchword, an insurmounting snag;

29 May 2025. Comrades, I have struggled about whether I ought to opine on this matter, for the fear of my legacy and prestige. But we...

Tune: There'll Always be an Ulster/Our Union Jack   There shall always be New England, And New England must be free, As long as there are Yankees to uphold such loyalty, So Union Jack, and Maple Leaf, Red Hand, and our Pine Flag, Fly against the redneck scum: commitments, not a brag, (war-time or: To fly...will dare trench, flame, and crag)   Chorus: There shall always be New England, And New England must be free, As long as we united stand true to our loyalty.   There shall

A song in tribute to all free Yankees that have fallen. Tune: Under the red, red hand.   I’ve been enslaved this day, By the Normans in...

'He of Orange came to oppose the Spanish, From the field he repelled their violence as a hero; And as soon as Spinola heard it, He beat a...

[Editor: submitted by a friend. Gladsnost and Politstroika values comradely Cordialness, and is not afraid of Political (up)Standing....

Greetings my fellow brethren who with me do join on this very special Twelfth of July date. I have been a loyalist now for about ten...

Master Franklin and his Madam Dogood have of late spoken out against a most terrible crime of character, so they say. What malevolent...