Hearing and Resolution on The Liquidation and Reconstitution of The Philosopher's Interior
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- Aug 29
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29 (14) August 2025.
Hearing; Court of Socialist Hearing
(Recorded from Memory)
Troikomm CSH: What is Thoughts of a Comrade's prospective inquest for the Court of Socialist Hearing?
TOAC: Thoughts of a Comrade requests an inquest from the Court of Socialist Hearing on the charge against The Philosopher's Interior of fomenting yezhovshchina and violating common standards of comradery.
Kommissar of Righthood: Very well. Where is the representative of The Philosopher's Interior?
Bailiff: In Absentia.
Kommissar of Righthood: Let it be acknowledged that The Philosopher's Interior, by refusing or failing to attend this hearing of the Court of Socialist Hearing, has forfeited all right of rebuttal and contest in this session. The bar of demonstrance is set at minimum reproof.
Troikomm CSH: Representative of Thoughts of a Comrade, explicate your inquest and the evidence for it.
TOAC: The inquest, to charge The Philosopher's Interior with fomenting yezhovshchina and violating common standards of comradery, is founded upon the editorial board's violation of operational procedure, having been in place for years, of consulting the General Editor for publication. This action is indicative of fomenting yezhovshchina. The reason for this violation was to publish a hostile, uncomradely article insulting and deriding TOAC and its new policy, with exceedingly little substantial criticism. For evidence I have admitted said Philosopher's Interior article into evidence.
Troikomm CSH: The article has been read. Is there anything else Thoughts of a Comrade wishes to add to its explication?
TOAC: The explication of Thoughts of a Comrade towards its prospective inquest is made and sealed.
Kommissar of Righthood: Very well. This Troikomm of The Court of Socialist Hearing retires to deliberation on the inquest.
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Kommissar of Righthood: This Troikomm of The Court of Socialist Hearing reconvenes the session to rule on the inquest of Thoughts of a Comrade regarding The Philosopher's Interior.
Troikomm CSH: This Troikomm of The Court of Socialist Hearing grants the inquest of Thoughts of a Comrade on the charge of violating common standards of comradery. This Troikomm rejects the charge of fomenting yezhovshchina for insufficient demonstrance of the charge.
Kommissar of Righthood: What remuneration does Thoughts of a Comrade seek in fulfilment of this inquest?
TOAC: Thoughts of a Comrade, in accordance with its new policy of Reformed Tankie Doctrine, seeks for remuneration The Philosopher's Interior for the uses of Thoughts of a Comrade's Reform project, and removing the offending article if it so chuses.
Troikomm CSH: Granted, Granted, Rejected.
Kommissar of Righthood: The remuneration of Thoughts of a Comrade has been with a majority granted. Having failed to be unanimously granted, this Troikomm of the Court of Socialist Hearing retires to deliberation on the remuneration.
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Kommissar of Righthood: This Troikomm of The Court of Socialist Hearing reconvenes the session to offer the granting of the remuneration with added stipulations.
Troikomm CSH: This Troikomm of The Court of Socialist Hearing is willing to grant the remuneration of Thoughts of a Comrade with these additional terms:
I. Thoughts of a Comrade shall not punish the members of the editorial board of The Philosopher's Interior individually.
II. Thoughts of a Comrade shall not alter the identity, physical and visual, of The Philosopher's Interior and its web-site.
III. Thoughts of a Comrade shall retain some level of separation and autonomy for The Philosopher's Interior from Thoughts of a Comrade.
Kommissar of Righthood: Does Thoughts of a Comrade request the granting of this remuneration?
TOAC: Thoughts of a Comrade requests the granting of this remuneration.
Troikomm CSH: This Troikomm of The Court of Socialist Hearing finds the present remuneration reasonable and hereby grants it for Thoughts of a Comrade.
Kommissar of Righthood: Does Thoughts of a Comrade affirm the content and detail granted in this remuneration?
TOAC: Thoughts of a Comrade affirms this remuneration as a satisfactory conclusion to the inquest.
Kommissar of Righthood: Does this Troikomm find the hearing to be concluded?
Troikomm CSH: THe hearing is concluded with no outstanding issues.
Hearing Concluded.
These recollections are provided in the spirit of Disclosnost and as a lesson in Renewed Socialist Legality.
Resolution; Thoughts of a Comrade
Resolution for Liquidating and Reconstituting The Philosopher's Interior
This resolution is to make official the liquidation of the editorial board of The Philosopher's Interior as an organ which is comradely towards The Thoughts of a Comrade Netlog.
The guide-lines which this resolution must follow are here laid out.
I. The resolution shall not reprimand the comrades on the editorial board individually.
II. The resolution shall not alter the æsthetic identity of The Philosopher's Interior.
III. The resolution shall seek to maintain some autonomy for The Philosopher's Interior.
With adherence to these three requirements is this resolution created.
The resolution addresses the uncomradely behaviour of the editorial board by liquidating said editorial board. The individual comrades comprising the editorial board, should they in the future master the manner of comradery, are welcome to contribute articles to the reconstituted Philosopher's Interior, pending review by the General Editor.
In adherence to the three guide-lines, the name and æsthetic of the reconstituted Philosopher's Interior will remain unaltered.
In adherence to the three guide-lines, the reconstituted Philosopher's Interior will be made an organ of philosophical and cultural affairs, where political, theoretical, and daily newsworthy affairs will be the purview of Thoughts of a Comrade, with exception to political commentary of a critical nature on the projects of Thoughts of a Comrade, in the interest of maintaining autonomy betwixt the two publications.
The reconstituted Philosopher's Interior will have nay obligation to uphold or bespouse Reform-Leninism, its policies, or its doctrines at this time, but is under the provisional Supreme Editorship of Thoughts of a Comrade.
The offending article, which initiated the crisis that this resolution serves as the conclusion to, will remain posted to the reconstituted Philsopher's Interior web-site and available for public record in the interest of and adherence to the Reform-Leninist policy of Disclosnost.
This resolution was ratified and instituted on 14 August 2025.
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