Oranje-Man owns Fibermy-Alegria, Schleimbum, and Spain once again? Bring on the BRICS Tariffs!

'He of Orange came to oppose the Spanish,

From the field he repelled their violence as a hero;

And as soon as Spinola heard it,

He beat a fast retreat with all his lords'.

—Merck Toch Hoe Sterck

' Although Trump has not done well with the Israeli-led genocide, he has nearly redeemed himself. What has transpired touches the heart of every man of freedom. At a recent event, a journalist asked His Orangest Majesty Donald I whether he intended to continue His Majesty's plan to penalise those leeches in NATO that contribute nothing but mass immigration to the budget.

Rightly, His Majesty called out the anti-freedom parasites of Spain, stating 'Spain is very low' (in relation to its financial, but not migrant, contributions), and said the truth we are all thinking: 'they’re a BRICS nation, Spain'. Spain has never showed our great President, Stateholder, and King the respect he warrants, throughout his entire career. The truth has finally been said out loud, as it was 1588; as it was in 1819; as it was in 1846; as it was in 1898; and as it now shall be in 2025. Down with Spain, up with Freedom!

His Majesty King Donald I also showed that foolish anarcha-feminazi Schleimbum some battledom. She was insinuating all of these agreements His Majesty had 'supposedly' made. But he owned her like a prostitute! Mexico has taken advantage of the United States for far too long. With our Orange Monarch in place, America is one step closer to regaining the full sovereignty of freedom, and the freedom of sovereignty as well.

Not to allow shallow little Denmark Mexico's or Spain's place, His Majesty proclaims the United States' holy and justified imperial claims on Greenland, which is rightfully American territory. If Denmark gives our glorious Kingdom Greenland (and allows us to peacefully restore rightful divine order in Iceland without complaint), we will give them Porto-Potto and Costly-Reeka as more than fair compensation. Fear not, Orangelander brethren, the Hero of the Boyne is come to your needful salvation!

And if Dublin doth dare to interfere in our liberation of Orangeland, let us give them green rivers of depleted uranium in exchange. His Majesty King Donald is unstoppable when the freedom of the brethren is at stake.

And that leaves the sinful shit-stain of Israel... do not think we have forgotten about you little Christ-killers. You think we are afraid to use the Bomb? We will detonate the time of rapture into being, you little dwarfs. Repent before our King sends you to our Lord!

Soon, America will be the triumphant and pure empire it was always meant to be. The Founding Fathers will soon be made proud of our Manifest Destiny. Look out Putin, for we are Putin' America's nuclear dong in the face of the world! Get out of the way Xi Slim-Ping, Taiwan is American land, just like the EARTH'S MOON!!! God Save King Donald, and God Bless America's arsenal of democracy.'

BRING ON THE BRICS TARIFFS!

-excerpt from the works of 3>35 637419, PhD in Foreigner History, Tharsis University, entitled Insanity and Destruction of the American World, Volume XV of LXXVI.

Donaldus, first King enthrusted,

Be I, of American fame,

The fatherland I've been entrusted,

To make it great again.

A President called, Orange,

Have I been, free, unafeard,

The Government of the Spaniards,

Have I ever Revered.

— Het Donaldus, anthem of first (and last) king of America (an ancient name for the third-world of the Solar System)

(note: this post is a joke, and I had a great time writing it, after some bad news).