20 April, 1945 Hitler Birthday Testing
I tested Herr Himmler's new formula on a Jew from my town to-day. This Jew was kennst as a real pervert and a general nuisance. I finally gave to him the thrashing he deserves. We need to teach the volk that being interested in the explanation, politicisation of art and culture is a vile Judeo-Bolshevik thing to do. Which reminds me, I have spoken with some GSP leaders, and they think it an excellent proposal to label all Marxists as autistic, and therefore a danger to themselves and society. I believe that camp productivity will heighten with them.
So few forstand the truly German way of life: deviation from the path of normality is the seed of dißent against the Reich. We must make these untermenschen out to be the enemies of volk and vaterland that they always have been and now as ever are. Deviancy from the great German acts of life is criminal in every sense.
Another test subject was fed our cutting-edge 'happy pills'. They forced our hand in the ingesting procreß. When given at first, the patient became apathetic, and seemingly faked his happineß. When questioned, he answered quite complacently, but was not newly enthusiastic for our führer. However, after the tenth dosage, he became uncontrollably violent, so much that he made a makeshift firearm, killed the guard, and escaped. He was apprehended at the local school, where he was mowing down children. Over-all results are excellent. Note: we could use such lawnmowers at the front, try to perfect a control mechanism over the patient.
A Communist was brought in for extraneous experimentation. We took a sample of blood from one of our most faithful SS men, Janstian Kritchler, and injected it into the Communist. Pretending to be a loyal SS man, the Communist tricked the examiner, taking the syringe and stabbing him with it. Communist is still at large, likely lost to us. Test results 'disappointing' to say the least.
Had a small celebratory party for the Big Man's birthday. Had to return to work almost immediately; the Jew punched the stationed guard, nearly made off with sensitive documentation and vital test data. Apprehended at the exit by my personal escort. Why do I get more and more incompetent staff? Crisis [barely] averted.
I am no fool, it is clear that the war is lost. Hitler is throwing our life's mißion out the flammenwerfer for his egotistical cult. Perhaps he himself is in league with the Jews? Thought has croßed my mind before, yet never so starkly. Must begin preparation for leave. Cannot stay here, with the sensitivity of my research. Work would never be forstood in Jew-controlled Washington, London, Moscow.
I have forged a false paßport to enter the United States. To do this, I am disguised as one of the „chosen volk". The Americans, if this may be heresy, are the most intelligent of all Jew-occupied nations. They secretly kenna the racial question, but may not be too loud in this recognition. The other Party leaders never were able to see the ingenuity of the American underground racial resistance. The Jews suspect nothing!
My whole plan worked! I am now in the United States, with my freshly cloned body. They really took me for a child, ha! Right under their big, fat, Semite nose. One would think they would be able to smell me out with such a grotesquely large organ, apparently not.
My ultimate strategy is to study psychology and medicine. From there I will open my own clinic and portray all of the Communists and Jews who come to see me as mentally deranged maniacs, where I will then prescribe them some of the medications mentioned above (eventually a stay at my personal insane asylum, which will have built-in shower technology). Soon enough there will be no more Communists or Jews in America, and none will be the wiser once I discard this incriminating bit of paper. I shall avenge the Reich through science and mental health, where weapons did not succeed...
'So often do men of science bare to be evil'- Unbecennst
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