A May Day Proposal

May Day is the most significant international holiday for all proletarians over the world. To this, the United States government speaks a loud, telling silence. No law exists now for the recognition of this universal holiday.

Instead, this government mocks the entire world proletariat with their silly, fictitious 'Labor Day'. What I am suggesting to rectify the score is perhaps in many eyes pointleß in the direct sense, but if we gather our collective might, and call every single government official throughout the month, then the symbolic unity of the maßes will more than make up for any potential 'pointleßneß'.

There have been centrist Democrats who have demanded we call 'our' officials for leß, so I am confident that this proposal is not asking too much from either side. All the governments hear, the Red Front marches near!